The world according to Andy

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Not available in the shops...

That's right folks, new Chemistry Andy now comes complete with glasses for that slightly more academic look. Still at the great price of just £999,999,999,999.99 payable in monthly installments for the rest of your life.

Please note: Contains moving parts. Unsuitable for Children and Adults of a nervous disposition. Batteries sold seperately.

Unavailable in Siberia.....Unavailable Anywhere.

PS Things currently annoying me include these car insurance adverts that promise a "No-Claims discount for life even if you make a claim" and the Frosties advert. Thankfully someone else was annoyed with the Frosties advert too and made
this.
They talk about Frosties being on a plate just because it rhymes with great. I don't know anyone who eats Frosties from a plate, the milk would go everywhere surely. Posted by Picasa

3 Comments:

  • Geez it's expensive to buy an Andy! Did you wear contacts before or have you become gradually blind? Anyway I hadn't seen the frosties advert - so for anyone else who hasn't it can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bLndLiDy5w
    Definitely prefer the weebls one. Teehee

    By Blogger Me, at 10:51 pm  

  • Arrrgh no it's hideous. Please no more close ups old chap you look like a chemist. At least turn the pic upside down if you must post your portraits. careful or you'll end up on "you tube".

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:58 am  

  • I'm sorry, but you just can't eat Frosties with milk. It's a crime!

    Surly Frosties with milk is just cornflakes with milk and sugar. The whole joy for Frosties is that you eat them straight out of the box - then they are all crunchy and sugary. Lovely.


    ps. one way to avoid having to suffer adverts (apart from avoiding the shockingly crap ITV) is to get a Personal Video Recorder (PVR) which has a hard disk and can record upwards of 160 hours. But the best pit is pausing TV and thus skipping through the adverts. I'd recommend the Topfield.

    [addendum: my Mac accidentally restarted itself during the writing of this post,but thanks to the handy Firefox session recovery, my bost was saved - nice.]

    By Blogger Unknown, at 11:22 am  

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