Not available in the shops...
That's right folks, new Chemistry Andy now comes complete with glasses for that slightly more academic look. Still at the great price of just £999,999,999,999.99 payable in monthly installments for the rest of your life.
Please note: Contains moving parts. Unsuitable for Children and Adults of a nervous disposition. Batteries sold seperately.
Unavailable in Siberia.....Unavailable Anywhere.
PS Things currently annoying me include these car insurance adverts that promise a "No-Claims discount for life even if you make a claim" and the Frosties advert. Thankfully someone else was annoyed with the Frosties advert too and made
this. They talk about Frosties being on a plate just because it rhymes with great. I don't know anyone who eats Frosties from a plate, the milk would go everywhere surely.
Please note: Contains moving parts. Unsuitable for Children and Adults of a nervous disposition. Batteries sold seperately.
Unavailable in Siberia.....Unavailable Anywhere.
PS Things currently annoying me include these car insurance adverts that promise a "No-Claims discount for life even if you make a claim" and the Frosties advert. Thankfully someone else was annoyed with the Frosties advert too and made
this. They talk about Frosties being on a plate just because it rhymes with great. I don't know anyone who eats Frosties from a plate, the milk would go everywhere surely.
3 Comments:
Geez it's expensive to buy an Andy! Did you wear contacts before or have you become gradually blind? Anyway I hadn't seen the frosties advert - so for anyone else who hasn't it can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bLndLiDy5w
Definitely prefer the weebls one. Teehee
By Me, at 10:51 pm
Arrrgh no it's hideous. Please no more close ups old chap you look like a chemist. At least turn the pic upside down if you must post your portraits. careful or you'll end up on "you tube".
By Anonymous, at 11:58 am
I'm sorry, but you just can't eat Frosties with milk. It's a crime!
Surly Frosties with milk is just cornflakes with milk and sugar. The whole joy for Frosties is that you eat them straight out of the box - then they are all crunchy and sugary. Lovely.
ps. one way to avoid having to suffer adverts (apart from avoiding the shockingly crap ITV) is to get a Personal Video Recorder (PVR) which has a hard disk and can record upwards of 160 hours. But the best pit is pausing TV and thus skipping through the adverts. I'd recommend the Topfield.
[addendum: my Mac accidentally restarted itself during the writing of this post,but thanks to the handy Firefox session recovery, my bost was saved - nice.]
By Unknown, at 11:22 am
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